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10 Minute, 10 Dollar Vintage Valentine Wreath

Vintage Valentines WreathAll of the good home décor/craft bloggers posted their Valentine’s projects a month ago.
I’m not one of those bloggers.
I decided at the last minute to throw together a little Valentine decoration.  (Sort of like I decorated my porch for Halloween at the last minute.)
I was inspired by this Vintage Valentine wreath that I saw at Antiques Iowa.  It was so cute – I decided to make my own!
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I picked out a few cheap vintage valentines from different booths around the antique mall.  The ones I bought were either 50 cents or $1.
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Then, I cut out a simple cardboard wreath form.
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And taped my Valentines into place.
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So quick and easy, and I think it looks pretty cute in my (still unfinished) entryway!

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You should probably pin this so that you remember to make one for next Valentine’s Day. Winking smile
Vintage Valentine Decoration
By the way – Antiques Iowa is having a Valentine’s Sale through Friday, February 14th!  Open 7 days a week on I-35 in Story City, IA.  Check it out and tell ‘em I sent you!  (And there are still two Valentines Wreaths for sale there, and hundreds of vintage valentines!  Wouldn’t that be a sweet treat for your love?)

Favorites on Friday

Hey party people…

It’s Friday!

AND it’s Laura Ingalls Wilder’s birthday!  She was born 147 years ago today.  Can you imagine what it would have been like to live on the prairie when she was a girl?  I wish I could go back and see it!

Laura’s books are so amazing – I’ve been slowly reading them to Adam and I am amazed at the nuggets of wisdom I’ve been coming across.

For example:

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(By the way, feel free to print these!)

 

Other Favorites today include:


Unfinished Projects by Sawdust & Embryos.  My whole house is an unfinished project.  Hop on over and see what Bethany has to say about it.

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*Cheesy Turkey Lasagna from the Iowa Turkey Federation.  Um, hello?  Get in my belly!

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*This blog post from Dugans in Cahoots.  Not just because their living room and my dining room are twins.  But because she took the words right out of my mouth.

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*Ordering online from OldNavy.  I hopped on to get my 5 year old some plain long sleeve t-shirts for this never-ending winter.  (He needs them to wear under his short-sleeved superhero tees) and I ended up getting myself a few things as well:

This for $18:

and This for $15:

 

 

Last but not least, the LEGO movie is finally here!  I’m taking the boys to see it tomorrow.  Can’t wait!

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The WorstBest Part of Raising Turkeys

I just made up that word: worstbest. 

Worstbest describes something that you simultaneously dread and look forward to.  Something that you hate but also love.  Something that is the worst and the best, all at once.

When I was teaching, the first day of school was the worstbest.  All summer long, I dreaded it.  But once it came, I was super excited.

Pacifiers are the worstbest.  They save your sanity for a few months and then make you crazy as you try to figure out how to pry them out of your toddler’s life.

The worstbest month is December.  Christmas = best.  Winter = worst.  (That’s not to be confused with January.  January is just the worst.)

And the worstbest part of raising turkeys?  Loading them out to market.

It’s the worst because it’s a lot of work.  It’s not always easy to get a 45 pound turkey to go where you want him to.  And all those turkeys moving stir up a lot of dust.  Plus, the turkeys are loaded out at night, so that they arrive at the processor first thing in the morning and don’t have to wait on the truck too long.  Good for the turkeys.  Not so good for the farmer.

The trucks line up at sunset – it takes 18-20 semis to take all of our turkeys to market.

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Inside the barns, the turkeys wait for their turn to leave.  You can see that even at their largest, they still have plenty of room to move around.  (By the way, remember that these turkeys reach their 45 pound weight without steroids or hormones.  Great nutrition and breeding help them get this big.)

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A  specially trained “loading crew” works with Bart.  They shake the big orange plastic bags at the birds to “herd” them toward the load out door. 

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When a group of turkeys is on the right path, the crew stands back and lets them move at their own pace towards the door.  The turkeys’ movement stirs up dust, which is why this photo is sort of fuzzy.

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Outside the barns, a special machine, like a conveyor belt that can be raised and lowered, is used to get the turkeys from the barn to the truck.

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At the top of the escalator, two members of the load out crew are there to make sure the turkeys make it safely into the truck.

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When it’s really cold, panels are added to the side of the truck to protect the turkeys.  I took these pictures on a mild November day.

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So yeah, loading out turkeys is unpleasant.  It’s hard work.  It goes late into the night.  It’s dusty.  It’s the worst.

But it’s also the best.  It’s the best because it means that 20 weeks, almost 5 months, of work is finally paying off.  It’s the end of the cycle.  It’s a successful flock.  It’s the feeling of intense satisfaction that comes from seeing something through, from start to finish.

It’s the worstbest part of raising turkeys.

(By the way, want to see what happens after they leave the farm?  I thought this video from Temple Grandin was FASCINATING! If you’re reading this in email or a feed reader, you might have to click over to see the video.)

January’s the Worst

I’ve decided, without a doubt, that January is by far the worst month of the year.

At least, this year, it is.

It’s cold and we’ve all been sick.

We’re stuck in the house, my pants don’t fit, and my New Year’s Resolutions have already gone by the wayside.

My boys have forgotten how to do anything but snuggled up on the couch under 14 blankets to keep warm.

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We’re feeling seasonally affected, and it’s all January’s fault.

 

But here’s the good news.  It’s FEBRUARY now!  And everyone knows that February is so much better than January, right?

My Know it All

 

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Adam, 5 (and a half) years old

“Mom, part of the lake isn’t frozen anymore, and the water is brown underneath.  Water is brown unless it’s drinking water.  They make it blue on movies but it’s really mostly brown.  But there is water everywhere.  Like, I mean everywhere around us.  It’s, like, all over the earth.  Mostly in the oceans, but it’s also underground.  Mom, do you think there’s water under you right now?  There is.  But it’s way, way, way, way underground.  There’s also jewels underground.  If you dig really deep you’ll find hard rocks and jewels.  And the center of the earth.  It’s the hottest part of the earth, but it’s not as hot as the sun.  The sun is the hottest thing in the whole world.  Did you know that the planet furthest from the sun is the coldest?  And do you know that on the other side of the earth it’s dark right now?

I really know a lot, don’t I?  I think I pretty much know everything.”

Shelli’s Modern Cabin Living Room

 

We all have those things we have to decorate around.  Sometimes it’s an awkward layout or furniture we can’t afford to replace.  Sometimes it’s a giant tv that our husband insists on.

And sometimes it’s a collection of John Deere Collectible Plates. (I’ll write about that another day.)

But Shelli has to decorate around deer.  Formerly live, now dead-and-in-her-living-room, deer.

She’s not the only one.  I would guess, in our neck of the woods, 1 in 5 families have a deer mount on their wall.  And if they decided to decorate around a cabin or hunting theme, the room is probably covered in burgundy and hunter green.

Shelli’s living room is done in a pretty medium brown and gray, which blends well with the two deer (and two pheasants) on the wall.  But her dining room and kitchen are a vibrant green and yellow, which tells me that the living room just really isn’t her style.

She asked for help planning a living room re-do, and I have to admit, it was kind of a challenge.  The room has to be comfortable for her two little boys and husband, as well as herself.  And the deer and pheasants have to stay.

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I came up with this design to address several problems in the room.

1.  The couch and loveseat have seen better days.  Shelli says it’s time for new furniture, and we both agreed that dark brown leather would be a great option for her busy boys.

2.  The room needs contrast.  The walls and furniture are nearly the same color.  My vote – lighter gray walls.

3.  The room needs pattern and texture.  I’m mad about plaid lately, so I’m suggesting a light yellow and gray plaid on pillows.  Other options include stripes and a subtle floral.  Not a frilly floral, but a meadow, prairie type, like on this (clearance!) chair from Target.

4.  Finally, a little femininity will go a long way.  Straight lines, dark leather, and taxidermy are all very masculine.  The softer colored patterns, as well as a round end table, will make the room comfortable for Shelli, too.

 

I think I chose the colors – wheat, gray and dark brown – because that’s what I’m seeing outside my window this time of year. 

Sources and more inspiration for the room can be found on the pinterest board I created for Shelli’s living room.

Labor & Delivery vs. Kidney Stone

 

They say that passing a kidney stone is like being in labor & delivery

I have done both. The latter, I did willingly, without medication.  The former was unplanned by me, unexpected, and unwelcome.

 

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Duration

Kidney Stone: mine took 3 hours to pass

Labor and Delivery: both were about 9 hours

Winner: Kidney Stone

 

Pain level

Labor and Delivery: 10

Kidney stones: 72

Winner: Labor and Delivery

 

Medication

Labor and Delivery: None.  That’s right.  Med-free births for me!

Kidney Stones: None, but not by choice.  By the time they got the IV in my wretched, hard to find veins, the stone had passed.

Winner: tie

 

Fear Factor

Kidney Stones: had no clue what was going on.  Thought for sure I was going to die on the bathroom floor before I got to the ER

Labor and Delivery:Was pretty sure I was having a baby.  Nervous, but exhilarating.  (much scarier the 2nd time because I knew what having a baby was like!)

Winner: Labor and Delivery

 

Reward

Kidney Stone: Strainer to pee through for a week.

Labor and Delivery: Sweet, sweet baby.

Winner: Labor and Delivery

 

Predictability

Kidney Stone: None (except I now know that I have another one floating around, waiting to pass)

Labor and Delivery: 9 months of preparation

Winner: Labor and Delivery

 

Recovery

Kidney Stone: peeing through a strainer for a week

Labor and Delivery: trouble sitting for a week, let alone peeing

Winner: Kidney Stone

 

Score:

Kidney Stone = 2

Labor and Delivery = 4

 

 

Yes, it’s true.  I’d rather have another baby than pass another kidney stone.

Unfortunately, however, there is another kidney stone floating around inside of me. 

Not another baby.